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The man with all the time sits in the corner and c
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Its Nice To Be Nice To The Nice
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I saw a snake once while stacking wood and screame
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| | David Lee Roth - ,
If a woman likes another woman, she's cordial
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| | Irvin S. Cobb - ,
If a woman likes another woman, she's cordial
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| | John Stuart Mill - ,
Ask yourself whether you are happy, and you cease
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| | John D. Rockefeller - ,
A man's dying is more the survivors affair th
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| | Thomas Mann - ,
A man's dying is more the survivors' aff
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| | Max Frisch - ,
Technology... the knack of so arranging the world
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| | Samuel Johnson - ,
A man should be careful never to tell tales of him
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Robert Benchley
I do most of my work sitting down;
that's where I Shine.
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Robert Benchley
Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the moment
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Robert Benchley
An ardent supporter of the hometown team should go to a game prepared to take offense, no matter what happens.
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Robert Benchley
Behind every argument is someone's ignorance.
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Robert Benchley
Behind every argument is someone's ignorance.
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Robert Benchley
The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
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Robert Benchley
The free-lance writer is a man who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps.
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Robert Benchley
The biggest obstacle to professional writing is the necessity for changing a typewriter ribbon.
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Robert Benchley
Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of.
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Robert Benchley
Most of the arguments to which I am a party fall somewhat short of being impressive, owing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent knows what we ar ...
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Robert Benchley
It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.
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Robert Benchley
In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children.
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Robert Benchley
If Mr. Einstein doesn't like the natural laws of the universe, let him go back to where he came from.
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Robert Benchley
I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry.
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Robert Benchley
I do most of my work sitting down; that's where I shine.
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Robert Benchley
I can't seem to bring myself to say, "Well, I guess I'll be toddling along." It isn't that I can't toddle. It's tha ...
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Robert Benchley
Even nowadays a man can't step up and kill a woman without feeling just a bit unchivalrous.
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Robert Benchley
Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony.
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Robert Benchley
Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people
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Robert Benchley
Death ends a life, not a relationship
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The shell must break before the bird can fly.
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