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The man with all the time sits in the corner and c
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I saw a snake once while stacking wood and screame
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If a woman likes another woman, she's cordial
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If a woman likes another woman, she's cordial
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Ask yourself whether you are happy, and you cease
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A man's dying is more the survivors affair th
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A man's dying is more the survivors' aff
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Technology... the knack of so arranging the world
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A man should be careful never to tell tales of him
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Rodney Dangerfield
Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, knowing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent knows what we ar ...
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Rodney Dangerfield
A girl called me the other day and said "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.
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Rodney Dangerfield
A hooker told me "Not on the first date."
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Rodney Dangerfield
During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.
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I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
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I found there was only one way to look thin. Hang out with fat people.
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I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
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Rodney Dangerfield
I was so poor growing up, if I wasn't born a boy I'd have nothing to play with.
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My uncle's dying wish: he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.
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The shell must break before the bird can fly.
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