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The man with all the time sits in the corner and c
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Its Nice To Be Nice To The Nice
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I saw a snake once while stacking wood and screame
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If a woman likes another woman, she's cordial
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| | Irvin S. Cobb - ,
If a woman likes another woman, she's cordial
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| | John Stuart Mill - ,
Ask yourself whether you are happy, and you cease
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A man's dying is more the survivors affair th
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A man's dying is more the survivors' aff
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Technology... the knack of so arranging the world
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A man should be careful never to tell tales of him
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Steven Wright
A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, “Wish you were here”.
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Steven Wright
Anywhere is walking distance, if you’ve got the time.
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Steven Wright
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier… I put them in the same room and let them flight it out.
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Steven Wright
I have a microwave fireplace. I can have a relaxing evening in front of the fire in 8 minutes.
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Steven Wright
I put instant coffee into a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
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Steven Wright
I went to a general store. They wouldn’t let me buy anything specifically.
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Steven Wright
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
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Steven Wright
If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate.
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Steven Wright
It’s a small world, but I wouldn’t want to paint it.
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Steven Wright
What’s another word for Thesaurus?
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Steven Wright
You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?
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Top Quotes
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The shell must break before the bird can fly.
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When I look at the world I'm pessimistic, but
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| | John Stuart Mill - ,
Ask yourself whether you are happy, and you cease
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If a woman likes another woman, she's cordial
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Successful investing is anticipating the anticipat
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Technology... the knack of so arranging the world
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If a woman likes another woman, she's cordial
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Law and justice are not always the same.
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A man's dying is more the survivors affair th
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If you think it’s expensive to hire a professional
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