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The man with all the time sits in the corner and c
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Its Nice To Be Nice To The Nice
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I saw a snake once while stacking wood and screame
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If a woman likes another woman, she's cordial
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|  | Irvin S. Cobb - ,
If a woman likes another woman, she's cordial
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|  | John Stuart Mill - ,
Ask yourself whether you are happy, and you cease
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A man's dying is more the survivors affair th
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|  | Thomas Mann - ,
A man's dying is more the survivors' aff
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|  | Max Frisch - ,
Technology... the knack of so arranging the world
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|  | Samuel Johnson - ,
A man should be careful never to tell tales of him
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Will Rogers
We don't give our criminals much punishment, but we sure give 'em plenty of publicity.
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Will Rogers
If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them ...
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Will Rogers
Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a man leaves off something he looks worse.
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Will Rogers
Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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Will Rogers
There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works.
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Will Rogers
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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Will Rogers
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
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Will Rogers
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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Will Rogers
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
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Will Rogers
Heroing is one of the shortest lived professions there is.
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Will Rogers
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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Will Rogers
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts
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Will Rogers
The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's out always look ...
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The shell must break before the bird can fly.
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